As I watched MTV VMA Awards, I was flipping between HGTV and watching the news. I still haven’t seen the show in its entirety. I seen what was needed to be seen: Molly Cyrus smutting it up and the J.Timberlake show. Yawn on both. Sorry, but it takes more than a long tongue and flat ass in latex to get me excited. I actually felt embarrassed for her. It seemed like she was trying way hard to be obscene and relevant. Justin Timberlake sounded bad to me and that NSYNC reunion was a joke. C’mon. They were on stage for like thirty seconds. Even ole boy JC was trying to adlib for a few more seconds on shine. I understand that the group couldn’t sing every song. But at least give some shine to the group that started you off. People were talking and I had no idea who they were. I just felt like an old lady.
Lately, I have been shopping online for some fun clothes. I’m talking really cute stuff. I bought some peplum tops, all black romper, fitted jeans and some effortless dresses. In my mind, I go out like every weekend and party with rich socialites. In reality, my ass be riding the couch like a magic carpet. I’m a boss like that. Anyhow, my husband asked me about my shoes. I gave him the look of death. The last time I wore high heels, my feet sweated like crazy and I walked like Frakenstein. I was in so much pain. I remember walking in six inch platforms…What the fuck happened? It’s true that I have been flipflopping forever. So, I did what most women wouldn’t do. I gave most of my platforms to my younger sister. Yeah, she thought it was a joke. I was dead serious.
Have you felt like you were getting old? Or is it just getting mature? Or just plain lazy? Yeah, I could have practiced with my high heels, but I got this thing called a Kindle Fire that takes up all of my time. What makes you feel old?